Act I · The Invitation
I could have texted you. It would have taken eleven seconds and you'd have read it at a stoplight.
Instead, I built you this. Because some questions deserve better than a text bubble.
So — here it is, in print, where I can't take it back:
Excellent choice. Now — pick your evening. No peeking behind the curtain.
The plan is being typeset as we speak. You'll receive the full agenda when the editor approves it — which is me. I'm the editor.